Tag: china

General Winter


■Russia and General Winter■

I wanted to draw General Winter after seeing Naka-san’s popular Japan-chan site. Russia has been saved by General Winter many times in the past, hasn’t he? But unfortunately he also ends up being attacked by him every year. (LOL)

■They don’t get along, but they have fought together many a time.■

■Yeah, it stands out■

If you can read my writing, you have too much time on your hands.

“War movies around the world”

Japanese War Movies
Wistfully express the tragedy of war.

Chinese War Movies
Nothing but people being picked on horribly.

English War Movies
You feel like it’s just showing a timeline of events on film

French War Movies
Nothing but scenes in gorgeous settings with dialogue
like poetry and lovely background music.
However, the presentation is so surreal I can’t understand it.

American War Movies
They are fighting the Russians when suddenly aliens attack,
so then they band together with the Russians to exterminate the aliens.

Italian War Movies
Go to Germany, do it with a German girl.
Go to fight in Greece, do it with a Greek girl.
Go to fight in Russia, do it with a Russian girl.


 

Translation: gomidog
Original Translated Version | Original

The Story about the Early Days of China and Japan


Beautiful Memories are Forever


I was told that China had been considering Japan as his
younger brother until he was attacked, so the shock of it
caused China to hold an obstinate grudge against Japan.
I thought it was kind of cute, so I made a comic about it.

So this is the story of China and teensy Japan.

As for the reasons why Japan took off to fight,
try searching on the internet for details.
Oh Japan, how heartrending｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ
And so, they ended up unable to understand each other.
How cruel history could be.
 

Translation: eruraito, laingmiz
Original Translated Version | Original

2009 Christmas Backlog



■Missing Santas■

Hyvää joulua!
In Finnish, Santa Claus
is called Mr. Joulupukki.

Santa’s in the process of visiting all the countries around the world!
The American and Canadian armies are tracking them now!

 

■For Some Reason, These Three as Santas■

You see these when you go to grandma’s house or a hot-springs resort.


 

Translation: pialet, voyaaage, hagane-no-mame, nice-babana, rinrin0
Original Translated Version | Original

Christmas Comics Summary


■Asian and Western Festivals■

 

■Christmas Doodles■

 

Part 1 “Pumpkin Panties”

 

Part 2 “Red Panties”

Everyone’s Own Christmas:

Japan: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.

England: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.
Brought a Christmas tree to show off with, but because
America’s was so huge and impressive, he ended up crying.

France: Went to the party at America’s place to eat and
drink and take girls home.

Russia: Spent the day in a dignified manner.

China: Cried.
 

Translation: pomgrenadier, panjapanja
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original

Hetare 3: G-R Nonaggression Pact?

　

In the war, Italian tanks took one week to reach a target 60 kilometers away, but once they saw English troops, retreated the same distance in one day!

　

　

There’s a legend that goes how an Italian corps all deserted upon running into the English, and then gets caught by stupid reasons…
like hitting on women or sleeping in a restaurant.

　

A chair that’s an English Specialty (?) in which you’ll die if you sit.
It has apparently cursed and killed 61 people who sat in it…
Go google about the Busby’s Chair!

　

■Study■

Why did England and America fight?

France and Native Americans once fought the English colonies in a territorial dispute (The French-Indian War).
Thanks to England’s reinforcements, America managed to defeat France and the Native Americans and acquired more territories.

At this point, however, England’s characteristic tsundere-ness selfishness (‘don’t buy tea from anyone except me’, ‘don’t be close to anyone except me’) had created a good deal of animosity for America. Though part of it was caused by his economy getting strained by supporting the latter in the war,

That’s when America fought England to earn its freedom.
By the way, though England won at first, America managed to turn the tables at the last minute and achieved victory.

And now, the present. Fight, England, fight!

　

　

　

　

　

Germany 180 cm
Italy 172 cm
Japan 165 cm

America 177 cm
England 175 cm
France 175 cm
Russia 182 cm
China 169 cm

Source: An American survey of average heights across countries.

　

　

　

　

　

I have a feeling that Russia may invade the next chapter.
By the way, the Tripartite Pact came after the non-aggression pact formed between Germany and Russia. But Germany-Italy-Japan + Russia will continue like this because it seems interesting.

　


　

Translation: equivalent-t, rainy_takako, konkira, hetamushitama, don_amoeba
Original Translated Version | Original

Hetare 2: Allied Forces


　

Russia is a really interesting country.

Russian soldiers exclaimed, “You just turn the knob and water comes out!” and joyfully took the water spigots. They didn’t know about the existence of radar until the war was over. Airplanes were flown by the naked eye. A Russian soldier didn’t know how to wind up his wrist watch, so he ended up wearing watches all up and down his arms. Although Russia frequently appears innocent and that there are a lot of lovely sights to see like in the country, more than a fair share of cruel stories come from Russia as well. Perhaps by stopping a sense of honesty it will conversely become brutality.


　

Translation: equivalent-t, ryuichi
Original Translated Version | Original

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