England caught a cold! (‘ ∀‘ )
England and France’s wallets are bled dry
when they are at war so they catch a cold,
but for some reason America prospers.
Translation: gomidog, rainy-takako, konkira, jammerlea, lost-hitsu
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■Russia and General Winter■
I wanted to draw General Winter after seeing Naka-san’s popular Japan-chan site. Russia has been saved by General Winter many times in the past, hasn’t he? But unfortunately he also ends up being attacked by him every year. (LOL)
■They don’t get along, but they have fought together many a time.■
■Yeah, it stands out■
If you can read my writing, you have too much time on your hands.
“War movies around the world”
Japanese War Movies
Wistfully express the tragedy of war.
Chinese War Movies
Nothing but people being picked on horribly.
English War Movies
You feel like it’s just showing a timeline of events on film
French War Movies
Nothing but scenes in gorgeous settings with dialogue
like poetry and lovely background music.
However, the presentation is so surreal I can’t understand it.
American War Movies
They are fighting the Russians when suddenly aliens attack,
so then they band together with the Russians to exterminate the aliens.
Italian War Movies
Go to Germany, do it with a German girl.
Go to fight in Greece, do it with a Greek girl.
Go to fight in Russia, do it with a Russian girl.
Translation: gomidog
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■England’s cooking and America■
■Parting time and America■
Translation: panjapanja
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Yesterday, I asked American friends of mine to
tell me about some common features of Japanese people.
“If they get food that has coloring added to it
they’ll accept it, but not eat it. They’ll hold it in
their hand the whole time, but they won’t eat it up.”
“Sometimes their head suddenly lolls down”
(I’m guessing this is probably referring to bowing)
This seems to scare Americans.
“When you say something they let out
a relaxed ‘A- – – – – -h.’ noise.”
“A- – – – – -h.”
“They wear frightfully fashionable clothes every day.
But when they are at home they wear really weird outfits.”
“For some reason…
They always have a digital camera with them.”
Translation: gomidog
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□With Christmas, Paris, and Noises□
【 There was a time Santa Claus got executed 】
There was a time that everyone’s favourite Santa, called Pere Noel
in French, got executed. It really happened in France
in the Normandy region city of Dijon.
[T/N: I think he meant Burgundy region, because there is a Dijon there but not Normandy, according to Google.]
The protagonist of Christmas is not Santa!
“Santa is nothing but a lie!” proclaimed the enraged clergy,
and on December 23rd an effigy of Santa was dealt the punishment
of being burned at the stake on a plaza in front of a cathedral.
During that incident the dreams of the children
running about France were crushed…
The day after that was Christmas Eve.
The one who staged Santa’s revival was the mayor of that time.
□Help Engy-Engy□
□1000 Years of Christmas□
Translation: pialet, voyaaage, hagane-no-mame, nice-babana, rinrin0
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■Missing Santas■
Hyvää joulua!
In Finnish, Santa Claus
is called Mr. Joulupukki.
Santa’s in the process of visiting all the countries around the world!
The American and Canadian armies are tracking them now!
■For Some Reason, These Three as Santas■
You see these when you go to grandma’s house or a hot-springs resort.
Translation: pialet, voyaaage, hagane-no-mame, nice-babana, rinrin0
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■Christmas Doodles■
Part 1 “Pumpkin Panties”
Part 2 “Red Panties”
Everyone’s Own Christmas:
Japan: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.
England: Called to attend America’s party out of obligation.
Brought a Christmas tree to show off with, but because
America’s was so huge and impressive, he ended up crying.
France: Went to the party at America’s place to eat and
drink and take girls home.
Russia: Spent the day in a dignified manner.
China: Cried.
Translation: pomgrenadier, panjapanja
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■Party■
■Splendid isolation■
■Vulgar!■
■A worrywart■
■Full body drawing practice■
For now, Japan, good luck escaping.
■Germany VS Italy
■Greeting a German■
A thick wall of 8cm.
[T/N: young German men don’t, in fact, give good morning Kusschen to each other.]
Speaking of, you greet people with kisses even in Germany.
Recently, I received a German-style kiss from a German woman.
(He’s said to kiss the right and left cheek one time each.)
It’s also common for the elderly to shake hands in Germany.
Yeeeaaah I’m still a know-nothing about foreign culture.
If you compare Germans and Italians,
Germans seem to be more formal don’t they?
Italians are like I want to huuuuuuug I want to kiiiiiiiiiss!
And come up to you clinging.
By the way, Italians kiss the left and right cheek.
The French kiss for a long 4~5 times.
■France VS Italy
Paris’ art galleries are full of paintings and artifacts from Italy.
No doubt, Italy is known for their great artists.
Hawawa! Master, the enemies are here!
During the middle ages, Italy was basically useless.
Because of that, foreign countries were pushing their political powers unto them.
During wars, Italy was used as a shield.
Hmm… something like Egypt’s kitten-shields.
It’s like Big Brother France is becoming more and more villainous.
Although, Chibitalia was trying to regain his honor during the latter part of the war.
Translation: unknown, tarafishes, desuraven, hwoosh, kazeyumi, jammerlea
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■Big Brother France and That Kid
Jeanne d’Arc and France.
(In the future I’ll add a link for the story of Miss Jeanne and Mr France.)
By the way, I pondered if I should use the actual people in Hetalia
but I decided to use vague expressions such as “boss” or “that girl.”
Countries and people are somehow co-existing.
Now that I think about it,
until Napoleon mentioned about Jeanne d’Arc,
he totally forgot about her.
Bad guy…
↑England somehow always ends up with the role as a villain.
In the movies and novels related to Jeanne d’Arc, he is treated like a demon. In movies, villains are usually played by the Brits.
Do your best, England.
Yup. Do your best, England.
Translation: jammerlea, algidwind
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