Hetalia Fantasia 2’s Omake-esque thing 1

I’ve been listening over Hetalia Fantasia 2 multiple times, but
I’m really impressed over the voice actors and effect artist’s skills!

【Notes on Germany and Denmark’s bridge】

By the way, the bridge that Germany and Denmark were talking about is the Fehmarn Belt Fixed Link which is being built right now.

Until now, to travel from Denmark to Germany a long roundabout route had to be taken, so from a while ago the Danish side has been appealing to the Germans for a bridge.
The Germany side wasn’t too warm on the plan, stating that: the ferry companies would loose money, to consider the environmental effects, where the funding would come from. They were refusing in a roundabout way, but then Denmark exclaimed, “I’ll pay for the bridge then!!” took out an unbelievable loan, and won approval with the power move, so it’s like the bridge is made from Denmark’s will power. (But Germany’s putting in a lot of money as well)

They’re going to try and repay the loan with tolls from the Danish side, but I have to say it’s pretty generous or maybe even brash…
2008 they had their signing ceremony. Construction is set to begin in 2011 and is to be completed in 2018. Germany will end up closer to Denmark, Norway and Sweden, so the economic and partnership balance in this area will probably end up changing.

From beneath the cut I’m going to post he Hetalia Fantasia 2 omake –esque story 1

Hetalia Fantasia 2 Omake

Narration: This is Hetalia Fantasia. A place where people from around the world gather, and adventure, in a beautiful fairy tale like world. If we’re going to be blunt, it’s just a regular run of the mill fantasy mmorpg.

When Italy managed to meet up with the super leveled up Germany and Japan, it seems there was a new adventure beginning in Eastern Europe

China: I have a market open next to the city hall in Penkin City, so drop by any time! For certain I’ll be selling items cheaper than anywhere else!

Hong Kong: …recently, it’s like we received items never seen before or something… Ehh, sensei. Is this ok? –hey, like aren’t you going to watch Show Me The Happy [Chinese sitcom] or something

China: Aaah!! Tape it aru!!

Chapter 1: Look See Fantasia

■Scene: Lithuania’s workplace
■Music: Cutesy music
■Sound effects: Running footsteps

Lithuania: Ohh I’m busy, so busy…! The economy recovers just a bit and it’s this busy…! Ahh I want to snap off the pointy parts of Šakotis and relax for the whole day…

Boss: Over here! Gather these documents over here to send abroad please!

Lithuania: Yes sir… Aah, it’s increased… Maybe I should build a tower, like France’s house has, with this mountain of documents…

Boss: Hurry up!! …Who are you!! Why are you green GUAAAAA

*Ripping sounds*

Lithuania: *Sigh* *Huff* …I’m beat…

■*Phone Ringing*

Lithuania: Aah! I’m coming! Wait, wait!! Ah!!

■*Crashing sound*

Lithuania: I shouldn’t have left that stuff there! The floor’s covered with seaweed and chicken breasts now… *sigh* Hello…

Poland: gdzie są toalety—!?(Where’s the toilet?) Hey Lithuania

Lithuania: From that phone, go to the hall and the washroom is the door at the corner… What do you want today?

Poland: I know that! Ha!

Lithuania: Then why have you asked that 36 times already…

Poland: You’re so lame not knowing Polish greetings. It’s like a Poland rule, to like ask where the toilet is when you meet

Lithuania: But hello(good day) is Dzień dobry…

Poland: Well you could say that as well

Lithuania: …*gritting teeth*…And, what do you want today? Also why do you know when it’s the busiest time…

Poland: We’re going to go defeat a dragon-!! *bang*

Lithuania: ………….

Lithuania: …….My boss is foaming at the mouth, so I’m going to hang up now…

Poland: Wait

Lithuania: I’m not going to wait

Poland: Wa~it

Lithuania: I said I’m not going to wait

Poland: Why, why? Why would you, like, not want to defeat a dragon?

Lithuania: It’s impossible! Back in the 15th century maybe! I’m telling you my spine and lower back can’t take it anymore!

Poland: Mmm, that’s totally ok! I’ll just use magic and be all like BAAAAN and DOOOON and then POPORUPORI-!

Lithuania: I’m hanging up

Poland: Wait

Lithuania: I’m not going to wait

Poland: Take this! I like cast magic to make you wait!!

Lithuania: Ugh… Damn it. That’s not fair…!!!

Lithuania: …In any case! I can’t defeat a dragon anymore…

Poland: It’s ok if you’re stooped over and have your hair’s all flicky. You just turn on your computer and log in and just click. Isn’t that like, easy?

Lithuania: Hm? A computer….? Ah. Ahhh….! I get it now! You’re talking about an online game

Poland: Like, what did you think I was talking about….

Lithuania I thought it was just one of your usual stories, that I can’t keep up with, that takes places in your own special realm

Poland: I’m like not that crazy!! That’s like so impossible! *zapping sounds*

Lithuania: But you’re… always like that…?

Poland: …so, let’s play! Game on! We’re going to defeat a dragon! *huff huff*

Lithuania: S, sorry! I just can’t right now…! I’ll make some time at night at the end of the week, so wait on the dragon! I think it’ll be ok if it’s going to be on the computer

Poland: But like I want to play now…

Lithuania: I just can’t. This is the worst time. Got it?

Poland: Fine, fine then. I’ll do it by myself. I’ll, like, defeat a dragon by myself

Lithuania: Eh!? Are you going to be ok!? Are you really going to be ok!?

Poland: I’ll be ok!!

Lithuania: Are you really, really, gong to be fine without me!? I mean really ok!?

Poland: …I’ll be, like, fine!

Lithuania: I turn on the computer, adjust the settings, connect it to the internet, download the game client, install the game, and go through the tutorial, can you do all of it by yourself!?

Poland: I can do it!!

Lithuania: Are you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, going to be all right!?

Poland: …………….I…I’ll be all right….(getting more quite toward the end)

Lithuania: You stop as soon as you think something’s wrong, ok?

Poland: I’m fine, I’m fine. You worry too much. I’ll, like, end up worrying. I’m just going to throw a Poland ball at Germany’s character, and I can do that myself

Lithuania: GYAH! Stop! Do anything other than that!

Poland: Then can I, like, I turn someone all pink when I come across them!?

Lithuania: Oh, yeah, you can do that

Poland: Yes!

Lithuania: …*sigh* then, I’m going to get back to work ok

Poland: Like, totally remember this weekend!

Lithuania: Yes, yes, I’ll remember. I’ll remember… haha

*hanging up phone*

Lithuania: *sigh* I ended up having the usual bizarre conversation with him again… Aah, but well… I’ve gotten weirdly worked up so I think I can get through my work… maybe?

Lithuania: O, oh? Does he phone me when I feel like I’m going to collapse…!?

Lithuania: Th…that can’t… be

*walking*

Lithuania: My work load’s increased…!

Chapter 2: The path to getting there

—–Night time

■Scene: Poland’s house, in front of the computer

Poland: Impossible!! *BOOM!!*

■*Smack smack*

Poland: Like, it can’t be… it can’t be… L…like… w…what’s happening. The dragon’s not appearing at all…

■~Flashback~

America: It’s easy! First you turn on the computer right!? Then you access the great, and energy filled, official site I made! Do it! And then you click again, ok!? And then you can play my wonderful game!!

■~End Flashback~

Poland: I, like, did exactly what he said but, like, nothing happens! I’m like clicking! I’m like, totally, clicking! I’m like, totally clicking like there’s no tomorrow!!

■*bang bang!*

Poland: I can see my life flashing before my eyes…

■*smack smack*

Poland: *sob* I’m like, not crying… It’s because there’s a pierogi stabbing my side…

■*clack!!*

Poland: Eeep!?

Estonia: Ahh, there you are. You’re crying, just like he said you’d be.

Poland: ESTONIAAAAA!!

Estonia: Good Evening, tere õhtust
He’s probably turning his monitor’s power on and off and seeing his life flashing before his eyes, so could you please go and help him, I wonder if that’s ok with you? …is how Lithuania put it and I came here, but am I interrupting?

Poland: …A, aaah… Ahh- …Uu…. U- U- (incoherent babbling)

Estonia: Well then, let’s get cracking and install the game then. I also play this game so ask me anything you’d like about it. Fufu

Poland: E… EsToniAAAA…. WAaaaaaa… *sniffle sniffle*

*rhythmical typing sounds*

Estonia: …I’m sorry. I would have liked to come earlier, but I was gazing at the rise and fall of stocks on 12 monitors and it ended up being this late…

Poland: I, it’s ok!! Ah, can you tell Liet that I did it all by myself!

Estonia: Ahh… yes, you did it by yourself. Correct…

Poland: Yup!!

Estonia: Ah, it’s done. There, we, go!

Poland: T, that… was like too fast…!

Estonia: Ah, if I do a little fiddling around you’ll be able to take down a dragon with a single blow. How about it?

Poland: …I, I’ll decline…th, that’s like not cool…

Estonia: All right then… Well, if we have the chance, let’s meet online

Poland: …Aah, my character’s made…! It’s done! ! Woah!! Ahh, I don’t know how to say it… like… if I have to say it, it’ll be like thank you or something…

Estonia: It was nothing. …If you need anything, please feel free to contact me at anytime

Poland: Urgh… Ah! …Don’t forget to tell him! I did it by myself!

Estonia: Yes, yes. You did it by yourself *smirk smirk*

Poland: Right! …Ah, you want something to eat? I have like lots of weird things in the fridge!

Estonia: I’ll take that pierogi there as thanks

Poland: It’s a bit hard, is that ok?

Estonia: It’s better that way since it’s perfect for stabbing

Poland: ???

Estonia: Well then, I’ll be off… ilusat päeva (have a nice day)!

Poland: Mmm, Dobranoc (good night)

■*door shutting*

Poland: All right! I’m gonna do it!!

Narration: It’s the beginning of Poland’s big adventure

Poland: Including my stats, I’m like totally the awesomest!! *ROAR*

Translation: anon
LJ | Original

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