なんかよくわからんもの発見。
こんな女性向け恋愛AVGはいやだ
華歌兆院霜華
一度寿命で死んだがメメントモリ思考の
ホルヘ・ルイス・ボスヘスの導きにより復活。
ＩＱが馬並。もう男に興味はなく5円玉で金閣寺を作るのに夢中。
奥多摩院クライシス～宇宙意識に目覚めたクライシス～←ここまでが名前
奥多摩院グループの御曹司で
シューデルバッハ・ヘンデルシュタイン学園の
生徒会長で容姿端麗、成績優秀で１０等身。
お父さんがフランス人で、お母さんがイギリス人で
おじいちゃんがポーランド人で、おばあちゃんがロシア人で
そのせいか目が片っぽ緑で、片っぽ青で、片っぽ金色。
日本人である。
趣味は鼻毛を抜くこと。
白い鼻毛が抜けた時ははしゃぎすぎてろっ骨骨折した。
大腸で会話ができる。自分のセクシーショットを
メールで送りつけてくるのでうざがられている。
ゲイ。
新田浩二
新田昭三さんの息子さんで金持ちで腹が立つ。
学園の副生徒会長で容姿端麗、成績優秀で１０等身で腹が立つ。
卵焼きをじわじわ焦がしながら言葉攻めするのが生き甲斐。
日光の猿に群がるソックスのような性格。
マゾヒストすぎて現在御霊体。
ストレスがたまるとこめかみから出血する。
十二指腸がクライシスの大腸と仲がいい。
焼却炉の前でうろうろしている。
人間を焼いた時のようなにおいがする。
ゲイ。
アルフォンス・J・トルフォン・アンドレア・ミケル・ショレービック・フォッゲンシュタイン（小澤良介）
グレートアッフェンバッハ王国の第一皇子でスポーツ万能、容姿端麗、才色兼備。 性格は仏様のようで美形で糞詰まりといぼ痔の複合技。
貴族だけが入学できるアーノルドハルト・エーベンシュタイン神高等学校を
首席で卒業したが現在高校生だ。今年３１歳。日本製なので軽くて薄い。
ドジっ子なため思想犯として捕まりエーテル体で生活している。
主食はキリストが食べていたというモヤモヤした霧のようなもの。
シスコンだが妹も姉もいない。ゲイ。
Translation from French
Hello !
And here is the English translation (Google translation):
“A discovery that I really do not understand.
A kind of video game adventure with a love story to a young girl, no thank you.
(Image 1)
Shimohana hospital KakachôRessuscitée according to the ideas of a death to a life of Jorge Luis Borges in his Memento Mori (NDLT: refers to an artistic movement that wishes to remind humanity of his death and of a new the author cited).
His IQ level is that of a horse (NDLT: literally, it means that, but … that there must explain to me ^^ ‘) It has no interest for the male sex, and she dreams to rebuild the Golden Pavilion with spare 5 yen.
(Image 2)
Crisis awakened by extraterrestrial consciousness called Crisis at the Institute Okutama <- this is the full name
Among the offspring of the Institute Okutama, he is a charismatic member of the student council of the school and Schupbach Handelstein through its prestances, he is ten times higher than the other. (NDLT: very uncertain translation …>>.)
His father was French, his English mother, his grandfather is Polish and Russian grandmother, so her eyes are sometimes green, sometimes blue, sometimes brown. But it is a Japanese.
His hobby is to extract the nose hair. One day he pulled a white hair, he was picked such a laugh that is broken ribs. It can hold a conversation on the intestines. He likes to take sexy pictures of him and send it by mail, which pump a little everyone.
Gay.
(Image 3)
Koji Nitta
It enervates be rich son of Nitta Shozo.
It annoyed that the Crisis is a charismatic member of the student council of the school and that, through its prestances, he is ten times higher than the other.
His goal in life is to express his feelings while gradually fry eggs (NDLT I guess this is any expression … or not, given what the author has previously released, I’m getting doubts, anyway, I have not found better).
His personality is like socks grouped by monkeys Nikko. (NDLT: is probably the representation of the three wise monkeys, one of which puts his hand over her mouth, the other hides the eyes and his ears last, to know how it got to do with the socks …)
It is the body of a recent very masochistic mind.
If stress accumulates, it bleeding.
His duodenum (NDLT: initial segment of the small intestine … I do not even try to tell me more that there is something strange in this translation …) is on good terms with bowel Crisis.
He often wanders to the incinerator.
There there as a human smell toasted.
Gay.
(Image 4)
Alphonse J Turfan Andrea Mikel Sholeibik Faugenstein (Ryosuke Ozawa)
Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Great Affenhach, sports, student council, beautiful and intelligent.
His physical condition is complex because it has hemorrhoids which give it a nice constipation as Buddha.
He came out of the Divine Staff schoolboy Arnoldhult Eibenstein where only nobles are allowed but is currently a high school student. He is currently 31 years. Even if it’s in Japan, it is a little genius.
He was arrested for the crime of thinking because it is a dojikko (NDLT: Japanese term otaku refers to awkward characters) and now lives in a body of ether.
He eats things like fog that Christ would have eaten.
He has a sister complex even though it has no sister. Gay.”
NDTL = note of the translator
Translation from French
Oh !
I forgot the title!
Title : Excited!