Category: Hetalia

Merry Halloween


■Mr. America and Halloween■

■Eerie Eerie Halloween■

Inconsequential Supplement
・With the exception of the 87 losses, it’s a tie between who is more scared.
・Incidentally, Halloween is the only time when even the fairy-unseeing
America sees fairies and other unknown beings,
but no one really understands this at all.

　

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■Halloween Candy■

So, I’m going to introduce you guys to America’s Halloween candies.
At this time of year, America’s candies get packaged entirely in Halloween colours.

Whether it’s marshmallows or cookies, they all get Halloween-ified like this.

　

Hershey’s will even have tombstones.
(This is an old post, so the latest product information and such may be different.)


　

Translation: pialet, spaghettifelice
Original Translated Version | Original

VS Italy


■Japan VS Italy

■Full body drawing practice■

For now, Japan, good luck escaping.

■Germany VS Italy

■Greeting a German■

A thick wall of 8cm.

[T/N: young German men don’t, in fact, give good morning Kusschen to each other.]


Speaking of, you greet people with kisses even in Germany.
Recently, I received a German-style kiss from a German woman.
(He’s said to kiss the right and left cheek one time each.)
It’s also common for the elderly to shake hands in Germany.
Yeeeaaah I’m still a know-nothing about foreign culture.

If you compare Germans and Italians,
Germans seem to be more formal don’t they?
Italians are like I want to huuuuuuug I want to kiiiiiiiiiss!
And come up to you clinging.

By the way, Italians kiss the left and right cheek.
The French kiss for a long 4~5 times.

■France VS Italy


Paris’ art galleries are full of paintings and artifacts from Italy.
No doubt, Italy is known for their great artists.


Hawawa! Master, the enemies are here!
During the middle ages, Italy was basically useless.
Because of that, foreign countries were pushing their political powers unto them.
During wars, Italy was used as a shield.
Hmm… something like Egypt’s kitten-shields.

It’s like Big Brother France is becoming more and more villainous.
Although, Chibitalia was trying to regain his honor during the latter part of the war.


　

Translation: unknown, tarafishes, desuraven, hwoosh, kazeyumi, jammerlea
Original Translated Version: 1, 2, 3 | Original

A lot of France


■Big Brother France and That Kid


Jeanne d’Arc and France.
(In the future I’ll add a link for the story of Miss Jeanne and Mr France.)


By the way, I pondered if I should use the actual people in Hetalia
but I decided to use vague expressions such as “boss” or “that girl.”

Countries and people are somehow co-existing.

　


Now that I think about it,
until Napoleon mentioned about Jeanne d’Arc,
he totally forgot about her.
Bad guy…


↑England somehow always ends up with the role as a villain.
In the movies and novels related to Jeanne d’Arc, he is treated like a demon. In movies, villains are usually played by the Brits.
Do your best, England.


Yup. Do your best, England.


　

Translation: jammerlea, algidwind
Original Translated Version: 1, 2 | Original

Hetare 5: Lietuvis!!



During WWII, some soldiers in the American forces got too spirited
upon getting ice cream that they ended up
breaking their bones and had to be shipped home.

And, now that I think of it, it seems that American
battleships were fitted with ice-cream machines.
Doesn’t that sound like somebody else we know?

BTW – during the war, the American soldiers stationed in Britain
seemed to have been smash hits with the local lasses.
Of course, they were cool and cheerful and hunky and all that,
but the thing was—they were rich.

At the time, Britain was virtually broke—townsfolk couldn’t get
their hands on winter stockings, let alone candies.
But here came the American troops who, not suffering greatly from
food or supply shortages, gave whatever they got to the local girls.

Unsurprisingly, they became the next Joe Sexy.

Since it was allegedly pretty easy, there came a parade of American
soldiers who worked soulfully to get girls via chocolate or stockings.
Apparently, an order from the British side to ‘keep your
supplies to yourself and family!’ came out rather fast.

[T/N: Minami-Centrair – an attempted 2005 merger between the Mihama and
Minamichita townships in the Aichi prefecture. Apparently furor after the name
(which was shoehorned in by the town council) caused the merger to stall, though
I don’t know any more details. The name Minami-Centrair came from the nearby airport.]

The country that grew most peevish at Germany and
Russia’s increasingly good relations was Japan.
Declaring that ‘the ways of the West are too inscrutable!’,
the entire Japanese cabinet resigned.

To the “Why did they resign over that!?” Europeans,
however, Japan’s actions were the most inscrutable of all…


Russia and Japan in the Russo-Japanese War.

Although Japan made its name known to the world
by crushing Russia in this conflict,
Japan had fought with everything it had.
In contrast, Russia had only brought out its regional troops
and still had oh so much resources to spare.


Thanks to this quarrel with Russia,
Japan used up five years’ worth of living expenses.
Fight on, Japan, fight.


The favourite war trophy among Russian troops appears to be the common water faucet.
“Awesome! Instantaneous water everywhere!”, indeed.
Long live Russian soldiers! (*´∀｀*)

Russia partitioned Poland WAY too often.


Thus spake Mr. Lithuania, who, along with Poland,
had once beaten Germany’s family member to a pulp.


Q : How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb?

A : Three. One to put the lightbulb in,
two to turn whatever the first is standing on.

And thus came the eventually useless
Polish-British Common Defence Pact and the
Franco-Polish Military Alliance.

By the way, Poland at the time was confident that it could
drive Germany out by it self, and planned to totally
do so and, like, go on an offensive to boot~
…or something along the lines.
Poland was awesome. Yes, he was.

■Nagoya-ben (Valley Girl) and Poland■

That’s like, totally unreal!
It’s so so impossible!
Like, seriously! But whatever,
I totally need to pee like right
now. Seriously to the max.


　

Translation: equivalent-t, aphonetie, jammerlea
Original Translated Version | Original