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T/N: NO JOKE. Get yourself an official
Noble Title from the Principality of Sealand for ?19.99!


シーランドはできて60年、建国40年にもなるので
もうあちこちガタがきています。
爵位の販売はこちらから

ちなみにこのシーランドのプリンスはクーデターが起こったとき
ショットガンぶっぱなしてクーデター起こした人たちの
戦意喪失させるようなすごい人です。


■ Let's Greet People! ■







■ Let's Persuade People! ■




T/N: according to the author notes... Apparently Latvia
attacked the British Crown Prince once with flowers.

Editor's Note: Story here. A Latvian schoolgirl protesting
against the war in Afghanistan (and Latvia joining NATO) attacked
Prince Charles with a red carnation during his 2001 Baltic tour.


フィンランド国花:すずらん(毒)




■ラトビアでおきた嘘みたいな襲撃事件■

ラトビアでイギリスの皇太子が花で襲撃された事件。
ラトビア人少女が花で皇太子をぶっさし
「外国要人を攻撃した罪」でつかまりました。

(その後「花ぶっさしたくらいで…」と皇太子が
寛大な措置をとるように働きかけたそうです)

ちなみにそのラトビア人の少女は
皇太子に「ごめんなさい」という手紙を送ったそうです。





■ It's Sealand-kun's Big Brother! ■



T/N: I'm pretty sure the event they talk about in this
last strip is this.





■ Iggy-iggy's Decree to Come Home! ■



■シーランドのどうでもいい知識■

人口4人のシーランドには公式サッカーチームがある。
デンマークのあるサッカーチームに
「シーランドが公認しました」と勝手に送りつけて
シーランド公認サッカーチームにしたんだそうです。



■ Sealand Spirit ■


一か月後そこには元気に駆け回るシーランドの姿が!
必要部分は一か月ですぐに復旧したそうです。



Incidentally, England and Sealand are always fighting about
whether or not he is a country, but the soldier who takes care of
and rescues him is England.


■ Sealand Troops ■

When the usual Royal Family is absent from Sealand,
a single soldier takes care of it with one rifle.

The Sealand National Anthem is "From the Sea, Freedom"
[E Mare Libertas]. It is the theme of this one soldier.

They say that, even though it is usually only one person,
in emergencies the Prince will gather Sealand Soldiers from all
over the world.

T/N: G8. Wikipedia also tells me - 23 June 2006, the top platform of the
Roughs Tower (Sealand) caught fire due to an electrical failure.



■ It's That Jerk England! ■

What will you do for a Christmas Present?


■ Sealand really is selling himself ■

Sealand's King decided by himself to sell Sealand.
The sum is said to be amounted to 100,000,000 but in reality,
whether or not you can sell a "nation" is...

Sealand was offered for sale through Spanish estate
company InmoNaranja. Since a principality cannot technically be sold,
Sealand's current owners plan to transfer "custodianship".
The asking price is €750 million (£600 million).





■ Bid Accepted ■

A guy who noticed, bid.




T/N: In January 2007 'Swedish pirates', that is, the guys behind the
Swedish file-sharing site thepiratebay.org, tried to buy Sealand. Story here.


ただいま売り出し中のシーランドの買い取りに
スウェーデンの海賊企業が名乗りを上げてるらしい。





■ Messenger from the Baltic States ■






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