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<\/img><\/p>\nI’ve been listening over Hetalia Fantasia 2 multiple times, but
\nI’m really impressed over the voice actors and effect artist\u2019s skills!<\/p>\n
\u3010Notes on Germany and Denmark’s bridge\u3011<\/p>\n
By the way, the bridge that Germany and Denmark were talking about is the Fehmarn Belt Fixed Link which is being built right now.<\/p>\n
Until now, to travel from Denmark to Germany a long roundabout route had to be taken, so from a while ago the Danish side has been appealing to the Germans for a bridge.
\nThe Germany side wasn\u2019t too warm on the plan, stating that: the ferry companies would loose money, to consider the environmental effects, where the funding would come from. They were refusing in a roundabout way, but then Denmark exclaimed, \u201cI\u2019ll pay for the bridge then!!\u201d took out an unbelievable loan, and won approval with the power move, so it\u2019s like the bridge is made from Denmark\u2019s will power. (But Germany\u2019s putting in a lot of money as well)<\/p>\n
They\u2019re going to try and repay the loan with tolls from the Danish side, but I have to say it\u2019s pretty generous or maybe even brash…
\n2008 they had their signing ceremony. Construction is set to begin in 2011 and is to be completed in 2018. Germany will end up closer to Denmark, Norway and Sweden, so the economic and partnership balance in this area will probably end up changing.<\/p>\n
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From beneath the cut I\u2019m going to post he Hetalia Fantasia 2 omake \u2013esque story 1
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Hetalia Fantasia 2 Omake<\/p>\n
Narration: This is Hetalia Fantasia. A place where people from around the world gather, and adventure, in a beautiful fairy tale like world. If we\u2019re going to be blunt, it\u2019s just a regular run of the mill fantasy mmorpg.<\/p>\n
When Italy managed to meet up with the super leveled up Germany and Japan, it seems there was a new adventure beginning in Eastern Europe<\/p>\n
China: I have a market open next to the city hall in Penkin City, so drop by any time! For certain I\u2019ll be selling items cheaper than anywhere else!<\/p>\n
Hong Kong: \u2026recently, it\u2019s like we received items never seen before or something\u2026 Ehh, sensei. Is this ok? \u2013hey, like aren\u2019t you going to watch Show Me The Happy [Chinese sitcom] or something<\/p>\n
China: Aaah!! Tape it aru!!<\/p>\n
Chapter 1: Look See Fantasia<\/p>\n
\u25a0Scene: Lithuania\u2019s workplace
\n\u25a0Music: Cutesy music
\n\u25a0Sound effects: Running footsteps<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Ohh I\u2019m busy, so busy\u2026! The economy recovers just a bit and it\u2019s this busy\u2026! Ahh I want to snap off the pointy parts of \u0160akotis and relax for the whole day\u2026<\/p>\n
Boss: Over here! Gather these documents over here to send abroad please!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Yes sir\u2026 Aah, it\u2019s increased\u2026 Maybe I should build a tower, like France\u2019s house has, with this mountain of documents\u2026<\/p>\n
Boss: Hurry up!! \u2026Who are you!! Why are you green GUAAAAA<\/p>\n
*Ripping sounds*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: *Sigh* *Huff* \u2026I\u2019m beat\u2026<\/p>\n
\u25a0*Phone Ringing*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Aah! I\u2019m coming! Wait, wait!! Ah!!<\/p>\n
\u25a0*Crashing sound*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I shouldn\u2019t have left that stuff there! The floor\u2019s covered with seaweed and chicken breasts now\u2026 *sigh* Hello\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: gdzie s\u0105 toalety—!?(Where\u2019s the toilet?) Hey Lithuania<\/p>\n
Lithuania: From that phone, go to the hall and the washroom is the door at the corner\u2026 What do you want today?<\/p>\n
Poland: I know that! Ha!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Then why have you asked that 36 times already\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: You\u2019re so lame not knowing Polish greetings. It\u2019s like a Poland rule, to like ask where the toilet is when you meet<\/p>\n
Lithuania: But hello(good day) is Dzie\u0144 dobry\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: Well you could say that as well<\/p>\n
Lithuania: \u2026*gritting teeth*\u2026And, what do you want today? Also why do you know when it\u2019s the busiest time\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: We\u2019re going to go defeat a dragon-!! *bang*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.<\/p>\n
Lithuania: \u2026\u2026.My boss is foaming at the mouth, so I\u2019m going to hang up now\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: Wait<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I\u2019m not going to wait<\/p>\n
Poland: Wa~it<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I said I\u2019m not going to wait<\/p>\n
Poland: Why, why? Why would you, like, not want to defeat a dragon?<\/p>\n
Lithuania: It\u2019s impossible! Back in the 15th century maybe! I\u2019m telling you my spine and lower back can\u2019t take it anymore!<\/p>\n
Poland: Mmm, that\u2019s totally ok! I\u2019ll just use magic and be all like BAAAAN and DOOOON and then POPORUPORI-!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I\u2019m hanging up<\/p>\n
Poland: Wait<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I\u2019m not going to wait<\/p>\n
Poland: Take this! I like cast magic to make you wait!!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Ugh\u2026 Damn it. That\u2019s not fair\u2026!!!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: \u2026In any case! I can\u2019t defeat a dragon anymore\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: It\u2019s ok if you\u2019re stooped over and have your hair\u2019s all flicky. You just turn on your computer and log in and just click. Isn\u2019t that like, easy?<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Hm? A computer\u2026.? Ah. Ahhh\u2026.! I get it now! You\u2019re talking about an online game<\/p>\n
Poland: Like, what did you think I was talking about\u2026.<\/p>\n
Lithuania I thought it was just one of your usual stories, that I can\u2019t keep up with, that takes places in your own special realm<\/p>\n
Poland: I\u2019m like not that crazy!! That\u2019s like so impossible! *zapping sounds*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: But you\u2019re\u2026 always like that\u2026?<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026so, let\u2019s play! Game on! We\u2019re going to defeat a dragon! *huff huff* <\/p>\n
Lithuania: S, sorry! I just can\u2019t right now\u2026! I\u2019ll make some time at night at the end of the week, so wait on the dragon! I think it\u2019ll be ok if it\u2019s going to be on the computer<\/p>\n
Poland: But like I want to play now\u2026<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I just can\u2019t. This is the worst time. Got it?<\/p>\n
Poland: Fine, fine then. I\u2019ll do it by myself. I\u2019ll, like, defeat a dragon by myself<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Eh!? Are you going to be ok!? Are you really going to be ok!?<\/p>\n
Poland: I\u2019ll be ok!!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Are you really, really, gong to be fine without me!? I mean really ok!?<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026I\u2019ll be, like, fine!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: I turn on the computer, adjust the settings, connect it to the internet, download the game client, install the game, and go through the tutorial, can you do all of it by yourself!?<\/p>\n
Poland: I can do it!!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Are you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, going to be all right!?<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.I\u2026I\u2019ll be all right\u2026.(getting more quite toward the end)<\/p>\n
Lithuania: You stop as soon as you think something\u2019s wrong, ok?<\/p>\n
Poland: I\u2019m fine, I\u2019m fine. You worry too much. I\u2019ll, like, end up worrying. I\u2019m just going to throw a Poland ball at Germany\u2019s character, and I can do that myself<\/p>\n
Lithuania: GYAH! Stop! Do anything other than that!<\/p>\n
Poland: Then can I, like, I turn someone all pink when I come across them!?<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Oh, yeah, you can do that<\/p>\n
Poland: Yes!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: \u2026*sigh* then, I\u2019m going to get back to work ok<\/p>\n
Poland: Like, totally remember this weekend!<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Yes, yes, I\u2019ll remember. I\u2019ll remember\u2026 haha<\/p>\n
*hanging up phone*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: *sigh* I ended up having the usual bizarre conversation with him again… Aah, but well\u2026 I\u2019ve gotten weirdly worked up so I think I can get through my work\u2026 maybe?<\/p>\n
Lithuania: O, oh? Does he phone me when I feel like I\u2019m going to collapse\u2026!?<\/p>\n
Lithuania: Th\u2026that can\u2019t\u2026 be<\/p>\n
*walking*<\/p>\n
Lithuania: My work load\u2019s increased\u2026!<\/p>\n
Chapter 2: The path to getting there<\/i><\/p>\n
—–Night time<\/p>\n
\u25a0Scene: Poland\u2019s house, in front of the computer<\/p>\n
Poland: Impossible!! *BOOM!!*<\/p>\n
\u25a0*Smack smack*<\/p>\n
Poland: Like, it can\u2019t be\u2026 it can\u2019t be\u2026 L\u2026like\u2026 w\u2026what\u2019s happening. The dragon\u2019s not appearing at all\u2026<\/p>\n
\u25a0~Flashback~<\/p>\n
America: It\u2019s easy! First you turn on the computer right!? Then you access the great, and energy filled, official site I made! Do it! And then you click again, ok!? And then you can play my wonderful game!!<\/p>\n
\u25a0~End Flashback~<\/p>\n
Poland: I, like, did exactly what he said but, like, nothing happens! I\u2019m like clicking! I\u2019m like, totally, clicking! I\u2019m like, totally clicking like there\u2019s no tomorrow!!<\/p>\n
\u25a0*bang bang!*<\/p>\n
Poland: I can see my life flashing before my eyes\u2026<\/p>\n
\u25a0*smack smack*<\/p>\n
Poland: *sob* I\u2019m like, not crying\u2026 It\u2019s because there\u2019s a pierogi stabbing my side\u2026<\/p>\n
\u25a0*clack!!*<\/p>\n
Poland: Eeep!?<\/p>\n
Estonia: Ahh, there you are. You\u2019re crying, just like he said you\u2019d be.<\/p>\n
Poland: ESTONIAAAAA!!<\/p>\n
Estonia: Good Evening, tere \u00f5htust
\nHe\u2019s probably turning his monitor\u2019s power on and off and seeing his life flashing before his eyes, so could you please go and help him, I wonder if that\u2019s ok with you? …is how Lithuania put it and I came here, but am I interrupting?<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026A, aaah\u2026 Ahh- \u2026Uu\u2026. U- U- (incoherent babbling)<\/p>\n
Estonia: Well then, let\u2019s get cracking and install the game then. I also play this game so ask me anything you\u2019d like about it. Fufu<\/p>\n
Poland: E\u2026 EsToniAAAA\u2026. WAaaaaaa\u2026 *sniffle sniffle*<\/p>\n
*rhythmical typing sounds*<\/p>\n
Estonia: \u2026I\u2019m sorry. I would have liked to come earlier, but I was gazing at the rise and fall of stocks on 12 monitors and it ended up being this late\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: I, it\u2019s ok!! Ah, can you tell Liet that I did it all by myself!<\/p>\n
Estonia: Ahh\u2026 yes, you did it by yourself. Correct\u2026<\/p>\n
Poland: Yup!!<\/p>\n
Estonia: Ah, it\u2019s done. There, we, go!<\/p>\n
Poland: T, that\u2026 was like too fast\u2026!<\/p>\n
Estonia: Ah, if I do a little fiddling around you\u2019ll be able to take down a dragon with a single blow. How about it?<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026I, I\u2019ll decline\u2026th, that\u2019s like not cool\u2026<\/p>\n
Estonia: All right then\u2026 Well, if we have the chance, let\u2019s meet online<\/p>\n
Poland: \u2026Aah, my character\u2019s made\u2026! It\u2019s done! ! Woah!! Ahh, I don\u2019t know how to say it\u2026 like\u2026 if I have to say it, it\u2019ll be like thank you or something\u2026<\/p>\n
Estonia: It was nothing. \u2026If you need anything, please feel free to contact me at anytime <\/p>\n
Poland: Urgh\u2026 Ah! \u2026Don\u2019t forget to tell him! I did it by myself!<\/p>\n
Estonia: Yes, yes. You did it by yourself *smirk smirk*<\/p>\n
Poland: Right! \u2026Ah, you want something to eat? I have like lots of weird things in the fridge!<\/p>\n
Estonia: I\u2019ll take that pierogi there as thanks<\/p>\n
Poland: It\u2019s a bit hard, is that ok?<\/p>\n
Estonia: It\u2019s better that way since it\u2019s perfect for stabbing<\/p>\n
Poland: ???<\/p>\n
Estonia: Well then, I\u2019ll be off\u2026 ilusat p\u00e4eva (have a nice day)!<\/p>\n
Poland: Mmm, Dobranoc (good night)<\/p>\n
\u25a0*door shutting*<\/p>\n
Poland: All right! I\u2019m gonna do it!!<\/p>\n
Narration: It\u2019s the beginning of Poland\u2019s big adventure<\/p>\n
Poland: Including my stats, I\u2019m like totally the awesomest!! *ROAR*<\/p>\n
Translation: anon
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