{"id":5231,"date":"2019-04-01T21:54:14","date_gmt":"2019-04-02T02:54:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/?p=5231"},"modified":"2019-09-06T13:54:15","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T18:54:15","slug":"we-love-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/04\/01\/we-love-england\/","title":{"rendered":"We Love England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>\u25a0 England and the Naked Man \u25a0<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt1.gif\"><br \/>\n<!--more--><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt2.gif\"><br \/>\nEngland\u2019s sex education was really erotic. Uncensored and fully detailed, shameful Japanese sex education AVs. By the way, all of this flowed through air-born signals. Gay AVs flowed in too. England is too amazing. Erotic anime flowed into Spain as well. This has become a major social problem though\u2026<\/p>\n<p><small>[T\/N: France says the darnest things in my opinion o_o \u30aa\u30ca\u30cb\u30fc = masturbation\u2026<br \/>\nUnless there\u2019s really one in the UK.. Iunno xDDDD]<\/small><\/p>\n<p>\u25a0 England and Baby America \u25a0<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt3.gif\"><\/p>\n<p><small>[T\/N: America really did say \u5171\u98df\u3044 which translates to cannibalism~<br \/>\nBut it could also translate to \u2018mutual destruction\u2019 or \u2018damaging each other\u2019.]<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt4.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>A long time ago, although just for a short while, Spain was one of the strongest countries in the world. Meanwhile, England, who secretly despised Spain, thought of a plan that would kill 2 birds with 1 stone.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt5.gif\"><br \/>\nAt that time, pirates who only brought trouble around England\u2019s perimeter were finally put to good use.<\/p>\n<p>Queen Elizabeth herself held a conference with the pirates and negotiated with them. \u201cIf you\u2019re able to bring Spain down, I promise you rice, and security. We will not arrest you either.\u201d was the unbelievable terms established.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt6.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Like so, the attack on England\u2019s ships stopped<br \/>\nwhile Spain\u2019s merchant ships were then continuously attacked by the pirates.<\/p>\n<p>England\u2019s ships were nimble so Spain\u2019s Invincible Armada<br \/>\nended up not being very invincible after all.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt7.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>While England tolerated the screams, smirking.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt8.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Of course, Spain protested against England for it but\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/igt9.gif\"><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/sptn1.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>After that, without any notice, the pirates continued to attack Spain. Because Spain prospered on trade, what the pirates were doing caused them serious damage.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/sptn2.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>But England still pretended not to see.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/sptn3.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Spain angrily protested over and over again but\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/sptn4.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>When Spain came back to protest once again, he saw with his very own eyes,<\/p>\n<p><strong>an award ceremony for the pirates.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/81\/sptn5.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Spain, who agreed to England\u2019s provocation, was beaten up so very badly and his seat was then stolen by England.<\/center><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><small>Scanlation: <a href=\"http:\/\/hwoosh.livejournal.com\/\">hwoosh<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/kazeyumi.livejournal.com\/\">kazeyumi<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/igt\/\">Original Translated Version<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/kitayumeblog.wordpress.com\/2019\/04\/01\/2186\/\">Original<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u25a0 England and the Naked Man \u25a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[264],"tags":[261,26,306,355,20],"class_list":["post-5231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hetalia","tag-england","tag-france","tag-kitayume-backup","tag-pirates","tag-spain"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - 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