{"id":5056,"date":"2019-01-25T20:02:51","date_gmt":"2019-01-26T01:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/?p=5056"},"modified":"2019-01-30T12:25:15","modified_gmt":"2019-01-30T17:25:15","slug":"chapter-5-bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/","title":{"rendered":"Chapter 5 Bonus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>\u25a0Hetare 5 Bonus Strip\u25a0<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\"><\/center><br \/>\n<!--more--><center><\/p>\n<p>A lot of you have probably heard this one before, but I love this joke.<\/p>\n<p>The scene is the front, where the German Army and the Italian Army are facing off against each other. Both sides have barricaded themselves inside their trenches, and as neither one is able to do any damage to the another, they have arrived at a stalemate. However, in order to get the Italians to poke their heads out of the trenches so they can shoot at them, the Germans came up with the scheme of calling a common Italian name.<\/p>\n<p>German Soldier: Marco! Is Marco over there?<br \/>\nItalian Soldier: I\u2019m right here!<br \/>\nAnd as soon as he pops his head out of the hole a sniper gets him.<\/p>\n<p>After taking severe casualties from this trick, the Italian troops finally learned from their mistakes and tried the same thing on the Germans.<\/p>\n<p>Italian Soldier: Hey! Adolf! Is Adolf there?<br \/>\nGerman Soldier: Hey, who just called my name?<br \/>\nItalian Soldier: It was me!<br \/>\nAnd he jumps up and gets shot.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri4.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Italians are so cute!(*\u00b4\u2200`*)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u25a0Czechoslovakia\u25a0<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri2.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u25a0Students\u25a0<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri3.gif\"><br \/>\nStudents! Students!<br \/>\nChina has a panda in his basket.<\/center><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><small>Translation: <a href=\"http:\/\/gomidog.livejournal.com\/\">gomidog<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/5waoma\/\">Original Translated Version<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/kitayumeblog.wordpress.com\/2019\/01\/25\/%e3%80%8c%ef%bc%95%e8%a9%b1%e3%81%ae%e3%81%8a%e3%81%be%e3%81%91%e3%80%8d\/\">Original<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u25a0Hetare 5 Bonus Strip\u25a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[264],"tags":[21,25,335,261,84,23,12,306],"class_list":["post-5056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hetalia","tag-austria","tag-china","tag-czechoslovakia","tag-england","tag-gakuen-hetalia","tag-germany","tag-italy","tag-kitayume-backup"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u25a0Hetare 5 Bonus Strip\u25a0\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Bamboo Thicket\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Hetarchive\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@hetarchive\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@hetarchive\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Hetarchive\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Hetarchive\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d\"},\"headline\":\"Chapter 5 Bonus\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\"},\"wordCount\":204,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\",\"keywords\":[\"austria\",\"china\",\"czechoslovakia\",\"england\",\"gakuen hetalia\",\"germany\",\"italy\",\"kitayume backup\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Hetalia\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\",\"name\":\"Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Chapter 5 Bonus\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Bamboo Thicket\",\"description\":\"English version of Bamboo Thicket blog! This blog is part of Hetarchive! It is NOT affiliated with Himaruya. Please DO NOT post requests or questions on this blog.\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d\",\"name\":\"Hetarchive\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Hetarchive\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\"]}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket","og_description":"\u25a0Hetare 5 Bonus Strip\u25a0","og_url":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/","og_site_name":"Bamboo Thicket","article_published_time":"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00","article_modified_time":"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"Hetarchive","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@hetarchive","twitter_site":"@hetarchive","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Hetarchive","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/"},"author":{"name":"Hetarchive","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d"},"headline":"Chapter 5 Bonus","datePublished":"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00","dateModified":"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/"},"wordCount":204,"publisher":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d"},"image":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif","keywords":["austria","china","czechoslovakia","england","gakuen hetalia","germany","italy","kitayume backup"],"articleSection":["Hetalia"],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/","url":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/","name":"Chapter 5 Bonus - Bamboo Thicket","isPartOf":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif","datePublished":"2019-01-26T01:02:51+00:00","dateModified":"2019-01-30T17:25:15+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif","contentUrl":"http:\/\/hetarchive.net\/scanlations\/nonlinear\/37\/nigeri.gif"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/2019\/01\/25\/chapter-5-bonus\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Chapter 5 Bonus"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#website","url":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/","name":"Bamboo Thicket","description":"English version of Bamboo Thicket blog! This blog is part of Hetarchive! It is NOT affiliated with Himaruya. Please DO NOT post requests or questions on this blog.","publisher":{"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/1309c77574c3ff7e156b0fac45fd278d","name":"Hetarchive","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Hetarchive"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/300393e3862e3c4fb547223e9be4ff0622414edcc7c45ead5a03dfdfc574a7e9?s=96&d=mm&r=g"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net"]}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5056"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5109,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5056\/revisions\/5109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hetarchive.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}