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\u25a0Germany is playing an impossible game
\n
\nGermany let everybody rely on him a bit too much and is now playing a lost game.
\n“You have to help those who depend on you!”
\n“Good luck, Germany, we will cheer for you from the outside!”
\nAnd the like, he alone is now carrying on his shoulders the hopes and expectations of all EU countries.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\u25a0Target of the assault
\n
\n\u3010Greece\u3011
\nMain culprit of the “impossible game”.
\nThe whole problem started as he joined the Euro zone.<\/p>\n

Thanks to Greece, Germany had to mobilize all his resources, and he is now fully dependent on him.
\nDespite this situation, he’s mostly eating good food, sleeping, thinking about philosophy and is generally happy like usually.
\nGreece brings up old stories of how they used to beat him up, so he can be a bit difficult to handle when he tries to interact with them.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Spain\u3011
\nReal estate bubble is his main problem.
\nHis house is full of beautiful places and the service is excellent, and thanks to that he has the world’s second largest incomes from tourism.
\nHe is very optimistic and when he sees the hardships Germany has to overcome, he sings songs for him so that he gets better. Germany would love to hit him for that, but that would mean game over, so he just puts up with it.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Italy\u3011
\nPoor fellow in an unfortunate situation. In reality, the GDP of the Northern part of Italy surpasses the EU average, but even being the secret top-student doesn’t help him very much since he is grouped with the incapable lot.
\nFrom the countries presented he is the most favoured one and he is willing to work hard, so the fact that he still looks cute is mainly due to the buckets of seawater coming from his eyes.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Italy (South)\u3011
\nSpain used to take care of a lot of things for him, but after the unification his house is falling apart a bit.
\nHis bosses weren’t really good and combined with other matters, he lost his spirit and since then rejoices in idleness.
\nOnce helped, he relies on someone even with taking out his garbage.<\/p>\n

\u25a0Other countries
\n
\n\u3010France\u3011
\nLately the friendliest of all EU partners. He cooperates on many levels, but…
\nHe can be quite stuck-up and stand in a way of a lot of matters!
\nThe France-Germany tandem is a very troublesome thing.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Austria\u3011
\nA reliable country that likes to approach things with a sober seriousness.
\nHe approves of and supports lots of Germany’s ideas so he may look like one of the helper countries, but in reality the level of his dependency is pretty high.
\nSo high that when Germany catches a little cold, Austria goes straight to high fever and eventually collapses, and so he doesn’t have much of a choice than to take good care of himself.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Switzerland\u3011
\nThe forever independent country who maintains his cool air of complete indifference. His assumed safe capital attracts a lot of attention.
\nHe will listen to those who want to consult with him their hard situation, but don’t expect any consolation.
\nThat he won’t hang up on you is nice enough.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Finland\u3011
\nA nice country that is cooperating like an honour student with a permanent smile on his face.
\nRight now he is taking various measures to help Greece.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010America\u3011
\nMaybe it’s because he’s still young, but he tends to overlook a lot of things, which in turn causes new wrinkles on Germany’s forehead.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010The Netherlands\u3011
\nUsually he is a pleasant coworker and a reliable business partner, but this time, but he’s losing his patience with Greece.
\nRight now he looks as if he would want to make Greece do something His showed his typical stinginess as he complained that the aid plan that Finland proposed wouldn’t bring him any profit. (currently completely refusing Austria’s plan)<\/p>\n

\u3010Russia\u3011
\nCurrently outstretching his tentacles towards Greece.
\nBut if Greece would be won over by Russia, that would mean a new problem…
\nThis is completely random but is it really true men in Russia greet each other with a kiss on the lips? Is that an assault order what.<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Denmark\u3011
\nGermany, let’s build the bridge bridge bridge bridge bridge bridge bridge!<\/p>\n


\n\u3010Tourists\u3011
\nHo ho ho ho ho
\nha ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n


\nGermany enjoys German jokes.<\/p>\n


\nNetherlands tends to lose his composure when Greece bothers him too much<\/p>\n


\nNetherlands won’t go back together if something bad happened.<\/p>\n


\n
\n
\n<\/p>\n

[ T\/N: Hima uses “SAN\u5024” which, as google told me, is the Japanese variation of Sanity used in Lovecraft’s Call of Cthulhu RPG.] <\/small><\/p>\n


\nWe have to get rid of the “wall in our hearts”, so that the country can get better and the progress will be naturally more effective!
\nWhen the Ostalgie level gets higher, Russia imposes himself on my big brother.
\n[ T\/N: Ostalgie<\/a> is a combination of Ost (East) and Nostalgie] <\/small>
\n<\/p>\n

Can this assault be done!?
\n>Please add Hiroshima to your prefecture-tans!<\/font><\/p>\n

Only Hokkaido, Ch\u016bbu and Ch\u016bgoku are left!<\/p>\n

>The mochis must have been so cute as babies!<\/font>
\n<\/img>
\nThey were strangely cutely-uncute… <\/p>\n

Translation: lost_hitsu<\/a>, spaceinvaderdud<\/a>, spaghettifelice<\/a>
\nLJ: 1<\/a>, 2<\/a> | Original<\/a><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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